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Showing posts with label not human. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not human. Show all posts

03 June 2011

"Don't you DARE touch her"


Sam K has given me this exclusive photo for inclusion in the Not Very Pretty canon. I am honored to receive it, as not human Not Pretties are some of my favorite sorts.

Also, in case you didn't already know or could not tell from the above photo:
do not attempt to mess with kittehs.

23 May 2011

Not Pretty Storefront

While in Victoria last month, I stumbled across a store-name very similar to this blog (though meant as being more than pretty, as opposed to being pretty with some Not Pretty thrown in):



And this is what I looked like as I prepared to set foot in Victoria:

10 February 2011

Sugar is THRILLED


She loves the cone so much. To show my solidarity, I put on my hood (closest I have to a human cone) and we reclined on the floor in contempt. She was purring.

12 January 2011

Looking like this right now



Except with a different kitty (traitor, I know) and a blue snuggie instead of a blue blanket (upgrade). Now that I think about it, the only thing that is the same between these photos and my current state is the fact that a cat and I have not pretty looks on our faces. But, still, this ought to suffice for getting the picture.

17 August 2010

Kitty Not Pretty


OM NOM NOM (NOM NOM NOM NOM)

Update: Totally realized this is a a repeat. Whoops! The more the merrier, right?

10 November 2009

For $300 million all this could be yours


The PBR, that is.
Throw in an extra $50 million & that Not Pretty face could be yours, too.
No, but seriously, I wasn't kidding about the PBR part.

26 March 2009

I am sick today

Like legitimately sick. Like went home from work sick.
I feel like I am 10. I am at home cuddling with Kitty.
Much like this pic. Except most of the time, I'm asleep.
And, most of the time, she is not running away from me.
I am listening to Animal Collective. That doesn't
ever happen, really. Mayhap I will get in to them.

ps Read the alt text hell yeah.

30 January 2009

Kitty hangs out

Sometimes Kitty isn't pretty



And sometimes we hang out in sync



And sometimes she pees on my bed and poos in my shower, but I love her just the same.

20 April 2008

Hello

This site will be filled with unattractive photographs. They will mainly be of myself and/or taken by myself, though occasionally others capture such unflattering photos that they deserve recognition. Contributions and suggestions are welcome.

I will start with this photograph:



It is the ugliest purse I have ever seen. I found it in Macy's with my father a few years ago. He took the picture.

xo for now,
alison.
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