yeah, art's ok, i guess

a (vaguely) not pretty birthday

CHECK OUT MY HOT FRIEND MARIA (AND HER HOT NEW BETSEY EARRINGS COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY).

HER BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY & IT WAS FABULOUS!
we consumed spinach dip & mini bottles of champagne & chocolate mousse (among many other tasty things).

when babies are birthed and sam eats them

and when alison pretends to be shocked by this consumption.

for $300 million all this could be yours

the pbr, that is.
throw in an extra $50 million & that not pretty face could be yours, too.
no, but seriously, i wasn't kidding about the pbr part.

get 'er done

the one on the left is working diligently on his law school application as i type.
hurry up timothy tim tim or else i may fall asleep before i can make any edits.

got to hang out with this lovely lady this evening

swooped her with my sideface tonight, too.

sometimes you have to leap